第83章 封神之战

                                                            为了证明自己不花心，苗知尘只能放弃偷偷去看妲己一眼的想法。                                                                    一行人就要离开摘星楼，却见一队士兵拖着个人过来了。在最前面骑着马的人是比干，而士兵压着的人是姜子牙，姜子牙还拖拽着一个老太婆。                                                                    苗知尘说：“这阵容有点奇怪啊，姜子牙自己不是有老婆了么怎么还拖着一个老太婆，啧，人不可貌相啊。”他马上用姜子牙当反面教材对哪吒和哮天犬说，“这才是花心。”                                                                    杨戬说：“……你别教给他们乱七八糟的知识。”                                                                    苗知尘说：“二郎，你越来越偏心了！”                                                                    杨戬：“……”                                                                    姜子牙拖着个老太婆自不是寻花问柳，他所拖着这人乃是琵琶精所化，他是要斩妖除魔呢。                                                                    原来姜子牙的算卦摊当真算出了些名堂，山中的琵琶精听闻了此事，便有心来试姜子牙一试。姜子牙一眼识破琵琶精的伪装，假借算卦之名扣下琵琶精，要把她打死。路人见姜子牙凶神恶煞地打一个老太婆，全都不明就里，有人上去劝，姜子牙就说这是个妖怪，不打死不行。凡人哪里认得妖怪呢？当即就有人去报了官，恰好比干亲自在率队巡逻，就来把姜子牙给抓了。                                                                    姜子牙即使是被人抓了也死不撒手，非说老太婆是妖怪，老太婆哭天抢地，大骂姜子牙，比干被这两个老家伙吵得一个头两个大，心想纣王就在这附近的摘星台，干脆就把两人都绑了来让纣王定夺。                                                                    比干率着一队人和苗知尘他们撞了个正着。                                                                    比干问：“你们在此处作甚？”                                                                    苗知尘说：“参观。”                                                                    姜子牙也看到苗知尘了，高声道：“苗兄弟，师侄，我抓到了一个妖怪！”                                                                    苗知尘：“……”这种雀跃邀功的语气是怎么回事儿？                                                                    姜子牙说：“这个妖怪命硬得很，师侄快来助我一臂之力。”                                                                    比干问杨戬，说：“你也会捉妖？”                                                                    杨戬说：“算是会吧。”                                                                    比干看了看苗知尘，又看了看杨戬，说：“既然你们都与这老头儿相识，那一道上摘星楼吧。”                                                                    苗知尘和杨戬：“……”这到底关他们什么事。                                                                    为了不节外生枝，苗知尘一家子跟着比干和姜子牙上了摘星楼。                                                                    摘星楼的一侧有个机械吊篮，人坐在吊篮中再拉旁边的绳就能被送到上面，说白了就是个简易电梯。                                                                    哪吒从没玩过这种东西，在吊篮里倍感新奇地东摸摸西摸摸，还跳了两下，震得吊篮摇摇欲坠。比干和姜子牙两个上年纪的平衡系数都不好，大惊地躬身扶着栏杆，一头虚汗。                                                                    姜子牙说：“师侄啊，快让你的小孩儿别乱跳乱蹦了。”                                                                    杨戬说：“哪吒，别动了。”                                                                    哪吒说：“可是好好玩啊。”                                                                    苗知尘说：“好玩也别玩啦，万一这吊篮垮了我们能飞上去，两个爷爷怎么办呢？”                                                                    哪吒一想也是，乖乖地不动了，跑去玩哮天犬。                                                                    吊篮很快停止了摇晃，可姜子牙仍然在颤抖。                                                                    苗知尘问：“太公，你怎么了？”                                                                    姜子牙说：“我恐高。”                                                                    苗知尘：“……”他愈发觉得这个姜子牙不靠谱了。                                                                    到了摘星楼上，苗知尘方知这摘星楼的壮观。                                                                    从摘星楼往外看，整个朝歌城尽收眼底，鳞次栉比的房屋，熙熙攘攘的人群，朝歌的繁华与落魄全都一一呈现。                                                                    纣王与妲己在饮酒作乐，两人见比干身后跟了一群人，低声耳语了几句，又哈哈大笑。                                                                    商纣王是个魁梧英俊的男子，他在那歪歪扭扭地坐着，也有挡不住的帝王气势；而妲己也不负她第一美人的盛名，一张脸生得是闭月羞花，上挑的狐狸眼中流露出万种风情，便是对着人随便一瞧，那眼风所带出的小钩子也能勾走人的三魂七魄。                                                                    纣王问：“亚相，你有何事啊？”                                                                    比干说：“启奏陛下，臣方才在街上抓到一人，名为姜子牙，他口口声声称一老太是妖怪，当街打人。”                                                                    纣王来了兴致，说：“哦，且让朕看看。”                                                                    比干退下，姜子牙上前，纣王仔细端详一阵，失望地说：“就是个普通老头儿。”                                                                    妲己说：“陛下，臣妾瞧这老头儿无甚奇特，多半是个哗众取宠的骗子。”                                                                    纣王说：“那便将他拖下去吧。”                                                                    姜子牙忙道：“陛下且慢，我能证明这老太婆是个妖怪。”                                                                    纣王问：“你要如何证明？”                                                                    姜子牙说：“三昧真火之下，妖怪必现其原型。”                                                                    姜子牙自己施不出三昧真火来，就像杨戬接火。                                                                    杨戬手指一点，三昧真火就从老太婆的脚开始烧，老太婆惊恐大叫，哀声连连，好不凄惨。                                                                    妲己用娟帕挡脸，泫然欲泣，道：“陛下，臣妾听这老妇人叫得好不可怜，你且饶了她吧。”                                                                    纣王说：“这可绕不得，你瞧那老太被这三昧真火灼烧，除了惨叫外别处皆是完好无损，看来当真是个妖怪。”                                                                    老太婆在三昧真火中翻滚挣扎，一炷香后终于烧死，尸首化为了一面琵琶。                                                                    姜子牙说：“陛下，这老太婆是个玉面琵琶精，专门迷惑男人的。”                                                                    纣王点头，说：“瞧你平平无奇，竟是个有真本事的。朕且封你做个下大夫，司天监职，随朝侍用。”                                                                    姜子牙大喜，“臣谢陛下。”                                                                    纣王对姜子牙识破妖怪的慧眼刮目相看，对杨戬的三昧真火更感兴趣。                                                                    纣王问：“你姓甚名谁？”                                                                    杨戬没回答。                                                                    纣王说：“朕在问你话。”                                                                    杨戬仍是不理。                                                                    纣王贵为天子，统帅万民，谁到了他跟前都要下跪参拜，可杨戬这几人都对他不闻不问，甚至连他的问话也不回，这让纣王很是恼火。                                                                    纣王压着火气，问：“你为何不回朕的话？”                                                                    苗知尘说：“陛下，他不爱说话。”                                                                    纣王问道：“你又是谁？”                                                                    苗知尘说：“草民苗知尘。”                                                                    纣王问：“你也会三昧真火？”                                                                    苗知尘说：“会。”他是有火龙珠的。                                                                    纣王说：“你既也会三昧真火，那朕便也封你一个官当。”                                                                    苗知尘：“……”这个年代要当个官就这么容易吗？                                                                    纣王决定的事，是不会让人违拗的，尽管苗知尘表示他不想当官，但纣王全当听不到，让比干去给苗知尘和姜子牙安排府邸，隔日就来上朝，然后就又与妲己喝酒去了。                                                                    苗知尘拖家带口逛次街，见到了纣王和妲己不说，还莫名得了个官当。                                                                    下了摘星楼后苗知尘就又向姜子牙和比干推销快递，两人俱是不收。                                                                    苗知尘说：“喂，以后大家都是同僚了，就当是我送给你们的礼物不好吗？”                                                                    姜子牙说：“寓意不好，我才当上官，你送我根鱼竿，这岂不是让我解甲归田回去钓鱼吗？不美。”                                                                    比干说：“正因你我同朝为官，我更不能收你的礼，否则就是私收贿赂，是死罪！”                                                                    苗知尘：“……”快递二次被拒签感觉自己金牌快递的招牌快要保不住了。                                                                    比干的效率很高，一个时辰的功夫就分别给苗知尘和姜子牙安排了两间府邸，苗知尘跟那二人别过后就回客栈退房去新家住了。                                                                    苗知尘想，这当官的唯一好处大概就是省了客栈钱了。                                                                    府邸算不得宽大，至少比起李靖的总兵府要小了一半，但府中布置精美，亭台楼阁，小桥流水，一应俱全。                                                                    苗知尘和杨戬同住一间房，另安排了一个小房间给哪吒，连哮天犬也有了专门的狗窝。这一小孩儿一黑狗都不愿意和大家长分房住，苗知尘就说：“一个人住说明你们长大了，是有勇气有魄力的大人了，难道你们要粘着我和二郎一辈子吗？那就是永远都长大不的幼稚鬼咯。”哪吒和哮天犬都不要当幼稚鬼，听话地去自己的房间了。                                                                    两个电灯泡一走，苗知尘就抱着杨戬一顿亲，杨戬受不了把人推开，说：“你是哮天犬吗？”舔得人一脸口水。                                                                    苗知尘说：“啧，二郎你居然用哮天犬和我比较，你对我的爱呢？”                                                                    杨戬但笑不语。                                                                    苗知尘说：“不会在你心里我和哮天犬真的就是同一水平线上的吧？”                                                                    杨戬说：“嗯。”                                                                    苗知尘受伤地扑地，自己的地位竟和一条狗一样，人生真是灰黯无光。                                                                    杨戬将苗知尘从地上拉起，问：“纣王给你的官你要做吗？”                                                                    苗知尘说：“我还没当过官呢，玩玩呗。”                                                                    杨戬说：“纣王是敌方阵营。”                                                                    苗知尘说：“反正我们也不能直接对纣王动手，先潜入他的阵营认识下这个阵营里都有些什么人，摸清他们的路数，要对付起来也就容易些了。”                                                                    杨戬说：“随你。”                                                                    苗知尘说：“纣王倒是和我想象中不太一样，我以为他会是个满脸横肉长着络腮胡子的壮汉，因为常年沉迷于女|色中养出了一个堪比九月孕妇的大肚子，不想本人竟是个美男子。”                                                                    杨戬说：“纣王曾是个好天子，若非女娲使计，商朝不至如此。”                                                                    苗知尘感叹道：“神仙斗法，凡人买单。”                                                                    杨戬说：“嗯。”                                                                    苗知尘又问：“姜子牙住在哪儿？”                                                                    杨戬说：“和我们隔着一条街。”                                                                    苗知尘说：“那挺近的，咱们有事无事去串串门，让他收下钓鱼竿，送不出快递太糟心了。”                                                                    杨戬说：“好。”                                                                    忙了一日，入夜后两人去跟哪吒和哮天犬道了晚安，就上床睡了。                                                                    苗知尘色|眯|眯地说：“二郎，要不要做啊？”                                                                    杨戬说：“你明日不是要去上朝吗？不做。”                                                                    苗知尘说：“那我不去上朝了。”                                                                    杨戬说：“还是不做。”                                                                    苗知尘问：“为什么？”                                                                    杨戬说：“不能纵着你。”否则你脑子里除了做恐怕就没有别的了。                                                                    苗知尘唉声叹气，死皮赖脸地讨了一个吻就趴床上打开了下单器，一条条地浏览，忽地看到一条是：杨戬——两刃三尖刀。


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